I'd like a plain omelet.
No potatoes.
Tomatoes instead.
A cup of coffee
and wheat toast.
No substitutions.
What do you mean?
You don't have any tomatoes?
Only what's on the menu. You can have
number two, a plain omelet.
It comes with fries and rolls.
I know, but it's not
what I want.
- Make up your mind.
- Wait.
I have made up my mind.
I'd like a plain omelet.
No potatoes on the plate.
A cup of coffee and a side order
of wheat toast.
I'm sorry, we don't have
any side orders of toast.
I'II give you an English muffin
or a coffee roll.
No side orders of toast?
You make sandwiches, don't you?
Would you like to talk
to the manager?
- Hey, mack.
- Shut up.
You've got bread
and a toaster of some kind?
I don't make the rules.
I'll make it
as easy for you as I can.
I'd like a plain omelet and
a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast.
No mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce,
and a cup of coffee.
A number two.
A chicken sal san.
Hold the butter, the lettuce
and the mayonnaise.
And a cup of coffee.
Anything else?
Yeah, now all you have to do is
hold the chicken, bring me the toast...
give me a check
for a chicken salad sandwich...
and you haven't broken
any rules.
You want me
to hold the chicken, huh?
I want you to hold it
between your knees.
See that sign?
Yes, you all have to leave.
I'm not taking any more
of your smartness and sarcasm.
You see this sign?