-How about Joey Paponi?
-No, still too ethnic.
-My agent wants a more neutral name.
-Joey Switzerland?
Plus, I think it should be Joe.
Joey makes me sound like I'm this big:
Which I'm not.
Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin? Stalin.
Do I know that name?
It sounds familiar.
Well, it does not
ring a bell with me.
But you're more plugged
into that show business thing.
Joe Stalin.
You know, that's pretty good.
You might wanna try Joseph.
Joseph Stalin.
-I think you'd remember that. -Yes.
Bye Bye Birdie,
starring Joseph Stalin.
Joseph Stalin is
the Fiddler on the Roof. ...
Good boy. See?
How can nobody want him?
Somebody will.
You know, there already
is a Joseph Stalin.
You're kidding.
Apparently, he was this Russian
dictator who slaughtered people.
-You'd think you would've known that.
-You'd think I would've.
Hey, how about Joey Heatherton?
Come on, I told you
I don't wanna go back to Joey.
Phoebe, what do you think a good
stage name for me would be?
Flame Boy.