Oh, great. This is just
Oh, my God! It's her.
It's that Victoria 's Secret model.
Something Goodacre.
Hi, Mom, it's Jill.
She 's right. It's Jill.
Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God!
I am trapped in an A TM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre.
Is it a vestibule?
Maybe it's an atrium.
Yeah, that is the part
to focus on, you idiot.
I' m fine. I' m just stuck
at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
Jill says vestibule,
I'm going with vestibule.
I' m fine. No, l' m not alone.
I don't know, some guy.
Oh, some guy. I am some guy.
Jill, I saw you with some guy
last night.
Yes, he was some guy.
All right, all right!
It's been 14 1/2 minutes...
...and you still haven 't said
one word. God!
Do something!
Just make contact. Smile!
There you go.
You 're definitely scaring her.
Would you like to call somebody?
Yeah, about 300 guys I went
to high school with.
Yeah, thanks.
-Hello?
-It's me.
-It's Chandler. Are you okay?
-Yeah, l' m fine.
I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
...with Jill Goodacre.
What?
-l' m stuck...
...in an ATM vestibule...
...with Jill Goodacre.
-I have no idea what you said.
Put Joey on the phone.
-What's up, man?
-l' m stuck...
...in an ATM vestibule...
...with Jill Goodacre!
Oh, my God!
He's trapped in an ATM vestibule
with Jill Goodacre!
Chandler, listen.
Like that thought
never entered my mind.
-Would you like gum?
-ls it sugarless?
-Sorry, it's not.
-Then no, thanks.
What was that?
Mental note: If Jill Goodacre
offers you gum, you take it.
If she offers you mangled
animal carcass, you take it!
Damage control. Get back to the gum.
Gum would be perfection.
Gum would be perfection?
Gum would be perfection.
Could've said,
"Gum would be nice. " But, no.
For me, gum is perfection.
I loathe myself!
All right. Okay. What next?
Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
It's got a boyish charm. It's impish.
Here we go.
Nice going, imp!
It's okay. All I need to do...
...is reach over and put it
back in my mouth.Good save!
We 're back on track and I'm...
... chewing someone else 's gum.
This is not my gum!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
And now you 're choking.
You all right?
My God! You' re choking!
-Better?
-Yes.
Thank you. That was....
-That was....
-Perfection?
We've been doing this
for an hour. It's easy.
Ready?
Okay? Now try it.
You gotta whip it.
-This has been fun.
-Yes.
Thanks for letting me
use your phone...
...and for saving my life.
Well, goodbye, Chandler.
I had a great blackout.
See you.
Hi, l' m account number 71 43457.
I don't know if you got that...
... but I would really
like a copy of the tape.