- Come on. Stop. - I'm tryin' to clarify somethin'. - You're embarrassing him. - It doesn't make any sense. - It does make sense, if you listen to the story and quit askin' questions. Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right, there's an old couple in bed, Mary and Paddie. They wake up on the morning of their 50th anniversary. Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddie. She's like, "Oh, Jesus, Paddie. You're such a good-looking feller. I love ya. I want to give ya a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm goin' to give it to ya. What would ya like? Paddie's like, "Oh, gee, Mary. That's a very sweet offer. Now, in 50 years, there's one thing that's been missing, and, uh, I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like for it." Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts 'em in the glass. She gives him a blow job. Afterwards, Paddie's like, "Yeah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, earth-shattering thing ever! Beautiful, Mary! I love ya! Is there anything that I can do for you?" Mary looks up to him and she goes, "Give us a kiss." - Oh! - Oh, my God! - That's filthy. - It's not that filthy. I've heard filthy.