OK, so tell me again about the hash bars. - OK. What you want to know? - Hash is legal there, right? Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't 100% legal. You just can't walk into a restaurant... roll a joint, and start puffing away. I mean, they want you to smoke in your home... - or certain designated places. - And those are hash bars? Yeah, it breaks down like this. It's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it... and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar... it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but... but that doesn't matter... 'cause, get a load of this, all right? If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam... it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have. Oh, man, I'm going. That's all there is to it. I'm fucking going. I know, baby. You'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? - What? - It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here... but it's just a little different. Example? You can go to a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just, like, in no paper cup. I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call... a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese in Paris? They don't call it a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese? No, man, they got the metric system there. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter-Pounder is. What do they call it? They call it a "Royale with Cheese." - "Royale with Cheese." That's right. What do they call a Big Mac? Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac." "Le Big Mac." Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? I don't know. I didn't go into Burger King. You know what they put on French fries in Holland... - instead of ketchup? - What? - Mayonnaise. - Goddamn! Ha ha ha. I've seen 'em do it, man. They fu king drown 'em in that shit. Yuck.