Have you ever heard of an Indian book called the Kama Sutra? I'm sorry, Laura, but we're going to have to postpone our little rendezvous. - Pardon me? - I just recalled a previous engagement. I hope you don't mind. The doorman will get you a taxi. - I had a wonderful evening. Thank you very much. - You are jokin', of course. I'll turn around and you can get dressed, and please try and hurry. - I'm rather pressed for time. - Have you got a loose screw? Tonight was very meaningful to me. Really. I'll always think of it in a very cherished way. If you're in the neighborhood again, drop in. What's come over you? Should you want any peanuts to snack on on the way home, I think I have a whole dish of them in the other room. You hate women, don't you? Not at all. Actually, they're a splendid gender. Really. A very pleasant variation. I should have known. I should have known. A mousy little clerk like you, just chasing your entire life after criminals. - I should have known. - No, Laura, don't be cross. Do drop in again in the springtime. The oleander will be in bloom. I'm going! I'm getting out! I'm not used to getting kicked out of a man's bed, but it could have been worse. You're very sick, you know? Thanking you in advance for understanding, Laura. God bless you. You have a splendidly shaped buttocks. - Mamma mia. - God bless you, Laura.